Breaking and Entering: This movie would’ve been a lot cooler if it’d just been dedicated to that kid’s parkour skills. This one’s just a real bore.
The Fall: This movie would’ve been good if they’d focused on the epic story with those fucking beautiful cinematography. But no, we have to indulge the stupid subplot of the stuntman taking advantage of that cute li’l kid for morphine pills. Never let that guy tell stories to your kids. If that dude told the story of Beauty and the Beast, everyone would end up getting massacred by the mob except for the feather duster.
Towelhead: The only thing running through my head for most of the film was “no f-ing way is this girl 13″. She was indeed 18 during principal photography. And she is a cutie.
The Big Sleep: This movie is confusing. I think I need to watch it again.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: This is a surprisingly good movie, perhaps one of the best written of the series. And Lazenby works great in this story in a way Connery might not have. George is boring enough to let the story work, whereas players like Connery, Moore and Brosnan are too stuck to formula to let it work well enough.
Diamonds Are Forever: Typical Bond fare. That car chase is awesome though.
Ikiru: This will get its own post. Let’s just say it’s a movie only the greats can create.
